Applesauce! Shes a bearcat!

  As the big cheese walked through the door showing her gams she felt the heebie jeebies because their were drugstore cowboys everywhere dressed in glad rags. one of the men came up to her and asked her if she wanted to go get some giggle water, but if he was paying they would just get hooch. before she answered he noticed the handcuff on her finger and realized that she was the moll from down the street but she ended up being a gyp and went out with him anyways. just when he thought everything was berries, she ended up punching him right in the kisser.